Online Sexual Health Quiz | Are You a Sexpert?

Are you a good lover? Take our short quiz and submit to get the answers - you'll see how much you really know about relationships and sex.

The deed is done and you feel great. How do you know whether she was faking it?

Dilated Pupils

Red Lips (both sets, Casanova!)

She doesn’t slow down right after orgasm

Uncontrolled facial gestures (you know, her “O” face)

Unless you’re Tom Cruise, there’s a good chance there is a height difference between you and your partner. Which of these legendary positions will help you both enjoy the ride?

Missionary

Spoons

Suspeded Congress (a Democratic favorite!)

T-Square (think about it. . .)

So you’re trying to spice it up in the bedroom, which of these sex toy names is legit?

The Boston Ram Rod

The Licking Lizard

Sticky Kitty

King Kong Dildo

The Rotating Beaver

Wishing she’d thrown on that Princess Leia outfit? This percentage of women say they’ll do “whatever he wants (almost), all he has to do is ask!”

59%

77%

23%

44%

0% - No one I've ever met!

Among women, what is their biggest complaint about their partner’s sexual performance (according to MSNBC)?

Not preheating the oven (lack of foreplay)

The ride ends too soon (lack of staying power)

Get in, get off, get out (lack of intimacy)

They’re beating a dead horse (impotent)

All men are proud of their Giving Tree, but most men are insecure about:

Their Tree’s life cycle (how long they can last)

Tree height (penis size)

Getting her rocks off (never sure if she reaches orgasm)

Can’t preheat the oven (lack of foreplay skills)

Most men say that if they could change one thing about her performance in bed, it would be:

She’s more enthusiastic about shoe shopping than she is about sex

Only makes a one time donation (not often enough)

She’s a vanilla kind of girl and you wish she were more Chunky Monkey (not immaginative)

She’s a lady in the streets…and a lady in the streets (not wild enough)

Assuming he isn't Brad Pitt, what physical attribute turns women on the most about a man?

Eyes

Mouth

Chest

Genitals

Ass

Legs

On the contrary, assuming she isn’t Jessica Alba, what physical attribute turns him on the most?

Eyes

Mouth

Chest

Genitals

Ass

Legs

If there is one thing men and women can agree on, it is how often they’d like to have sex. How often is it?

Once a week

Twice a week

Three or more per week

Twice a month

Once a month will do just fine

Every day

Never